Ask the Astronomancer

Finally! The losing streak is broken! I feel better now! But still, a break beckons.

Three ranked losses in a row now. I limit myself to two ranked losses per day, but… I’d rather it not turn into four in a row. That would be quite sorrowful.

It’s also really hard to balance knowing where my summoner control needs work and where my fellow summoners are just driving the game into the ground. Alas, such is life. I’ll just need to get better at it!

((Holidays are done, time to attempt to relearn the jungle, and then some ranked.

:< I feel like such a baddie when I play jungle though.

Hope everybody had a happy Easter weekend!))

thegrandduelist:

Ohhh, don’t look at me like that. Little birds are cute~!

So cute! Can you bring me yummy marshmellow Peeps? Or jelly beans? Or Cadbury eggs?
&#8230;I am a highly sugar loving Summoner.

thegrandduelist:

Ohhh, don’t look at me like that. Little birds are cute~!

So cute! Can you bring me yummy marshmellow Peeps? Or jelly beans? Or Cadbury eggs?

…I am a highly sugar loving Summoner.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter, everybody!

I don’t typically do much league-ing over the weekends due to work and other things, but I hope everybody has as much League as they want over the weekend!

askmikkythesummoner:

asknautilus:

askmikkythesummoner:

themightoffrejlord:

ask-we-are-pentakill:

Karthas: I have no interests in mortals to be honestMorde: Bros before Hos manYorick: Meh, it would be nice, but… being undead… kinda makes it hard in… well… you knowSona: *blushes*(( Sigh, for a good… year and 5 months, though the last time i’ve had relations with someone was… 8ish months))

//The only on I was in was for 2 months.//

ALL THE SINGLE SUMMONERS, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

((ALL the single summoners! Together alone :’3))



Reblog for accuracy&#8230; and the forever alone dance.

askmikkythesummoner:

asknautilus:

askmikkythesummoner:

themightoffrejlord:

ask-we-are-pentakill:

Karthas: I have no interests in mortals to be honest

Morde: Bros before Hos man

Yorick: Meh, it would be nice, but… being undead… kinda makes it hard in… well… you know

Sona: *blushes*

(( Sigh, for a good… year and 5 months, though the last time i’ve had relations with someone was… 8ish months))

//The only on I was in was for 2 months.//

ALL THE SINGLE SUMMONERS, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

((ALL the single summoners! Together alone :’3))

Reblog for accuracy… and the forever alone dance.

No hugs, but all calmed down now! It’s amazing what good music can do for somebody’s mood! Fwee!

I’ll make up that rating in the future. No big deal. Though I do wish excessive amounts of misfortune upon those summoners who enjoy sending champions to their deaths.

I Require Hugs

I should’ve stopped playing after hitting 1700 Elo today. The moment I picked p ranked tonight, trolls galore.

First game, instalock Poppy top and last pick jungle Eve. Both feed like cows, blame everything else on the team for the loss.

Second game, the instalock feed Eve is now Annie and destroys a Twisted Fate mid, who proceeds to verbally barrage everybody else. Snowballed Annie (something like 11/2/8) proceeds to destroy every teamfight in the game.

…after the game, this Annie admits to having been Eve in the previous game as a troll, in order to keep from going above 1700 Elo.

So I’m back down to 1654, and wanting to punch something repeatedly. I need a punching bag. Because I don’t wanna ruin my pillows too much if I have this much more troll to go through on my way to 2000.

Nnn. Just finished a game with a long time acquaintance of mine among the Summoners.

Is there a nice way to say: “you’re sorta nice as a friend, but please don’t be on my team in Summoner’s Rift?”

Watching IPL

I must admit to being a bit of a voyeur and watching some of these more seasoned summoners fighting it out. And I just saw one team grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory. It is pretty nice.

…it’s either this or peep on a stripping Nautilus or something. Not that I would so such an act.