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To all the mechanics of Valoran:

askmikkythesummoner:

I need somebody to make me new arms, this old things need a change, anybody interested?

You should ask Viktor. He made Blitzcrank’s arms, and think of how good those would be for groping Graves’ bum! :D

Finally! The losing streak is broken! I feel better now! But still, a break beckons.

And now we are on to four straight losses. Dropped from 1700 to 1608…

I should take a break, but I don’t want to end on such a bad streak.

Three ranked losses in a row now. I limit myself to two ranked losses per day, but… I’d rather it not turn into four in a row. That would be quite sorrowful.

It’s also really hard to balance knowing where my summoner control needs work and where my fellow summoners are just driving the game into the ground. Alas, such is life. I’ll just need to get better at it!

((Holidays are done, time to attempt to relearn the jungle, and then some ranked.

:< I feel like such a baddie when I play jungle though.

Hope everybody had a happy Easter weekend!))

its a pleasure to meet another stargazer such as myself!

You certainly cannot go wrong with staring at the stars. Well, unless you’re supposed to be controlling a Champion. My comrades do not appreciate it when I zone out midgame.

thegrandduelist:

Ohhh, don’t look at me like that. Little birds are cute~!

So cute! Can you bring me yummy marshmellow Peeps? Or jelly beans? Or Cadbury eggs?
&#8230;I am a highly sugar loving Summoner.

thegrandduelist:

Ohhh, don’t look at me like that. Little birds are cute~!

So cute! Can you bring me yummy marshmellow Peeps? Or jelly beans? Or Cadbury eggs?

…I am a highly sugar loving Summoner.

Some OOC

asklulu-and-pix:

All these forever alone Summoners :c Poor babies! I give hugs to you all~!

((To be FAIR, it’s not really a sad forever alone. Not a lot of girls when I was getting my undergraduate degree, and moving in August across the country anyways. Maybe I’ll work on stopping being forever alone then.

Besides! Being single means more time to play League!))

Happy Easter

Happy Easter, everybody!

I don’t typically do much league-ing over the weekends due to work and other things, but I hope everybody has as much League as they want over the weekend!

askmikkythesummoner:

asknautilus:

askmikkythesummoner:

themightoffrejlord:

ask-we-are-pentakill:

Karthas: I have no interests in mortals to be honestMorde: Bros before Hos manYorick: Meh, it would be nice, but… being undead… kinda makes it hard in… well… you knowSona: *blushes*(( Sigh, for a good… year and 5 months, though the last time i’ve had relations with someone was… 8ish months))

//The only on I was in was for 2 months.//

ALL THE SINGLE SUMMONERS, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

((ALL the single summoners! Together alone :’3))



Reblog for accuracy&#8230; and the forever alone dance.

askmikkythesummoner:

asknautilus:

askmikkythesummoner:

themightoffrejlord:

ask-we-are-pentakill:

Karthas: I have no interests in mortals to be honest

Morde: Bros before Hos man

Yorick: Meh, it would be nice, but… being undead… kinda makes it hard in… well… you know

Sona: *blushes*

(( Sigh, for a good… year and 5 months, though the last time i’ve had relations with someone was… 8ish months))

//The only on I was in was for 2 months.//

ALL THE SINGLE SUMMONERS, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

((ALL the single summoners! Together alone :’3))

Reblog for accuracy… and the forever alone dance.